It's still Friday! It's still Friday! I didn't forget to update! You can't prove anything!

Okay, today's comic is about the size that the regular comics are going to be. Plus, you get to meet Jennifer, Dana and Melissa. You'll like them. They're nice. Character descriptions for them are up now, so go and get to know them.

So many people died this week... it's sad, really. I think the most surprising of them was Mitch Hedberg, who was one of Nicki and my favorite comedians. I never got the chance to see him live and I regret not going out and doing so now. He will be missed by the staff of the comic.

And the Pope! He was the Pope, for God's sake. I guess the upside is that he's finally going to meet his boss. I wasn't alive for the last Popeapalooza Pope choosing event, so I get to see it now this time. I've heard they do magic tricks with smoke and stuff. It'll be fun!

Check back next Friday for more comic!

-SAM

DONUT ROBOT