So I've been drinking a lot of rum lately. Vanilla rum and Coke Zero, to be precise. And lo, it is good! But it takes a LOT of rum to get me feeling a buzz, so much so that I can't even fit it and the coke into my mug (yes, beer mug). Now, I'm a large man (size sixteen feet, ladies!), so yeah, it's going to take a bit to get a buzz, but this is ridiculous. And after four (yes, four) rum and cokes, the bottle's empty, and I didn't get drunk once. I call shenanigans.

I want you all to notice the books this week. Those are real, actual books that you can look up on Amazon - the titles are "Midnight at the Dragon Cafe," "The Evil B.B. Chow" and "The Men Who Stare At Goats." Nicki went into painstaking detail for no reason OTHER THAN FOR YOU TO APPRECIATE IT! *ahem* Also, I like Ryan's shirt very muchly.

Lastly, a note about Rydia.net, who hosts Nothing But Friends: Some time in the next few days, it will be going down for maintenance and this site will not exist for a few hours. But worry not! It will come back!

-SAM

iyou're a dirty, dirty whore, jay.